Jackrabbit and the boxturtel
The Jackrabbit is a real dick, ' cause the brags all the time!!!
Says nobody faster than him. And well, it's true.
'Cause every time he races, the Jackrabbit always wins. The whole fucking forest has to put up....
with his shit - shit day in day out.
Fucker always want's to race, just to rub it in some more.
So....the Boxturtel figures, hey..." Why not ?....ill give it a try."
And the Jackrabbit, like, laughs.
Like, " , Okay, this'll be fun. So let - let's fucking go.
So bang....!!!!
Jachrabbit leaves the Boxturtel in his fucking dust. I mean, he is way out in front. Of course he is, 'cause... jackrabbit always win's. The Jack...fucking....rabbit!!!
But....the want's to put on a show and he'll make it seen close.
He sleep longer than he wanted to. By the time he wakes up, the.....
I mean, he knows his fucked. Jackrabbit.....whooshing - goes full tilt, but.....it's too late.
Yes, to late....Jack....fucking....rabbit, the boxturtel crosses the finish line first, and the crowd's like.....goes fucking wild.
Later that night, boxturtels having dinner with his family. He's telling his little boxturtels how he did it.....never give up....I.....bla bla bla bla......you can overcome just about any thing. Not, in this world!!!
Door smash it, it's the jackrabbit, and he has a fucking big hammer.....
Smashes up the wife and than, the kids first so the boxturtel has to watch them die. And then it's turn, and then.....he sits down and eats their dinner. Every all....and everylast bite.
'Cause the Jackrabbit always wins. Ever and every time.....
Who is the fucking jackrabbit???
....this, is not a lullaby story, it is....the, fucking real story....
Good day.....motherfucker, and thank you, boxturtel, for you service.....!
Gruss euer Marko Leopold
P.S. ....man brennt sie aus, die klaffende Wunde...., wenn es nicht anders geht.....
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